Bad-Candy.com Offers reviews on candy & deal with unhealthy candy issues
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Bad-Candy.com: The Ultimate Bad Candy Website!
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We, of the Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site, do hereby declare war on any and all candy whose consumption serves only to create misery and suffering amongst the upstanding citizenry of the world. Furthermore, we state our belief that bad candy is the impetus of all wrongdoing, being the shapeless force that drives drug addiction, prostitution, and communism. We also declare that we might be entirely full of shit. And lastly, we apologize to our mothers, who may have just read the swear word in the previous sentence and are weeping ever so softly at our filthy sailor mouths, even as I quickly bring this paragraph to an abrupt and embarrassing close.
Since 1997, the Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site has been dedicated to the eradication of unscrupulous treats. We search the dusty bottom shelves of convenience stores and supermarkets to bring you the candy coverage that you deserve! So that you don’t have to! And because you probably wouldn’t want to. Why do we do this? Because, quite frankly, the chicks love it. And just as an aside, everything we do is dedicated to all of the fine, nubile 18-19 year old ladies who read this site, and especially to their breasts. Seriously ladies, we’d love to hear from you and any of your hot-but-legally-aged friends. And if you’re not a fine, nubile young lady but want to get in touch with us anyway, please don’t bother.
But we also do it because, as upstanding citizens of the world, we feel it is our right and our duty to level the dusty, cracked roads of cultural variety and in their place steamroll a slick, corporate-sponsored four-lane super-highway for the worldwide advancement of bland American foodstuffs. Those who stand in our way shall relinquish before our onslaught of $.39 McHamburgers and Processed Sugar-Foods! They will bow before our mighty handfuls of High Fructose Corn Syrup! They will buckle beneath a torrent of Coca-Cola and Galvanized Sparkling Mineral Water! And should anyone further resist our onslaught, Ben will pick me up and throw me at them, because even though I only weigh 93 lbs. I'm tenacious and mean, like a rabid ferret. Well, a lonely and pale rabid ferret who cries a lot, anyway.
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Contact
- POE Web Services
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- Everett Washington
- United States 98206
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- 2168518868
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- Alexa: Bad-Candy.com
