EgoDriven.net
Title
EgoDriven.net - Where's my Pants?
Description
Agarow's newly found motherhood took it's toll on her, and she felt compelled to raise young Josh as her own. With her guidance, Josh rose to a dominant roll in their tribe. At age 7, Josh had become the leader of their pack, and had his choice of the newly matured females each cycle. But deep-down, Josh still felt empty.
During the spring of 1993, Christian missionaries came to that portion of Africa, seeking to infect the minds of the native humans with the teachings of Jesus Christ. The missionaries took one look at the closest village, and deemed all the "Brown people" "Godless Heathens". Being good Christians, they felt it their moral obligation to kill all the villagers.
The missionaries destroyed the human village, then set fire to the forest that housed Josh and his primate brethren. All of Josh's opposable-thumbed friends and family perished in the blaze, but Josh survived. Bittered by the deaths of his comrades, Josh crawled from the ashes of his fallen home to seek revenge on the world. He taught himself to read the english language by examining the writings on a candy bar wrapper left behind by those insolent Christians. Then, using the "Made in" information from the same wrapper, determined that his murderous travels would have to conclude somewhere in the United States.
Contact
Administrative:
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- Frederick MD
- US 21702
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- 999 999 9999
Registrant:
- Johnson Enterprises
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- Frederick MD
- US 21702
