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Scene: MLB and I have returned from Florida, where we attended his cousin Rachel’s wedding and MLB was grilled about his intentions regarding our joint future. I am curled up on the couch with a week’s worth of DVR, nursing jetlag and a nagging cough to which we refer as “The Dying.” MLB passes through on his way to the kitchen. MLB: “I thought Ginnifer Goodwin’s hair was blond last season.” Me: (irritated) “I’m having a hard enough time trying to get you to take a first wife.
